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Sunday, November 14, 2010

Battle of Tours

(Interview with Charles "The Hammer" Martel, 732 AD)

Me: Hello Charles, whaddup?

Charles: Not much, chillin.

Me: Sick, what's up with the Battle of Tours?

Charles: The Moores invaded Gaul, and the King was like "Charles, help us" so I agreed to beat the Moores down. It was a tough battle, but I had an idea that would imortalize me. While the moorels were at there camp, I sent my men in for a surprise stike, and it worked. So we defeated the Moores, and I was made a hero.

M: Nice, people claim you saved the country from turning into an "Arab Gaul?"

C: Nah, I was just doing my job as a general. And that was to defeat the enemy and protect Gaul.

M: Impressive, what else can you tell me?

C: I dont know, not very much just that I have a very cool nickname.

M: True, well if that's it then I'll see you later.

C: Alright, bye.

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