Me: Hello, Popes.
Clement: Hello.
Urban: Hello, how are you?
Me: Great Thank you. So tell me about your fueds.
Clement: Well, when Pope Gregory XI died, I took power, and this moron tried to take it frome me.
Urban: That is not what happened, I am the Pope!!
C: No, I am!!!!
M: Ok, lets settle down.
U: Ok, well I was appointed Pope, but the Cardinals regretted their decision, so they took me off, and gave it Clement. The problem soon escaladed from a church problem, to a country wide scale.
C: Yeah, 'cause that guy didn't want to not be pope, so he threw a fit.
U: I was elected, and if you are elceted, you should serve until you are dead.
M: Well, obviously, there are some issues.
C: Yeah, with him.
U: Stop it.
M: Ok, so you split, and created a new religion, then what?
U: John XXIII resigned.
C: The roman popes got a legitamate line, and the council was heard.
M: So its all cool now?
C: Yeah.
U: I guess.
M: Great, well thanks for coming see you later.
C: Goodbye.
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