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Sunday, November 14, 2010

Columbus Leaves Spain

(Interview with Christopher Columbus, 1506)

Me: Good day Christopher, hows your voyaging been?

Chris: Frusterating, I go on so many voyages.

Me: I know, I looked at your time line, and you went on like fifty voyages at least.

Chris: I know, I start to miss home after a while.

M: Well you did get a lot out of your voyages, didn't you?

C: Haha, yes I did, it made me a household name forsure.

M: Tell me about your jobs.

C: I am a navigator, colonizer, and explorer, and those jobs can be kind of annoying. All the maps, and sailors, they get so annoying.

M: I'm sure they do, what do you think Lief Ericson was thinking when you said you discovered the Americas?

C: I think he was either like "Oh no, i should've figured it out" or "Haha, what an idiot, I was already there."

M: That would make sense. What did you think when you got to the Americas or what yout thought was Asia?

C: I was like, oh I'm here, but then I realized it wasn't Asia, I nearly freakout, I knew I would get very famous soon.

M: Yes, you certainly did. Tell me about your arrest.

C: They arrested me because people said I was a tyrant as a Governer in Hispaniola. So I was sent back to Spain, and I was thrown in jail.

M: That's awful. Well, thank you for being here, I hope your voyages go well.

C: Thanks.

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