Me: Hello Charlemagne, how are you?
Charlemagne: I'm fine, and you?
Me: Good, so whats it like being king of the Franks?
Charlemange: It's awesome, but I like being Emporer better.
M: So what do you think when people say the your "Holy Roman Empire" was neither roman nor and empire?
C: Uhm, well, I wasn't the one who came up with the name.
M: Yes, but you didnt say anything.
C: Next question.
M: Ok, do you have any opinion of the Byzantine Empire?
C: No, they suck.
M: Alright...Why do you have such strong feelings about them?
C: Because they are just the rival of the Roman Empire, like Michigan and Ohio State, or Biggy and Tupac.
M: I see, whats it like being the grandson of such a powerful man?
C: It is great, I already have the recognition of a powerful leader, and people respected my grandfather so much, that they already have a large liking for me.
M: True, he was a great leader. Tell me about your early life.
C: Sure, I was the eldest son of Pepin the Short and Bertrada of Laon, and I had a younger brother who died after a short life, his name was Pippin. Not avery exciting childhood, as you can see.
M: Yes, I can, well thank you for your time, and goo luck with your adventures.
C: Thank you, goodbye.
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